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Post by George on Nov 22, 2002 22:32:50 GMT 8
man, i wish i could do a pornstar...
i mean they look so hot in the movies and like they make all the sexy little noises...
but honestly porn stars must have so many std's you'd have too wear a condom...
and terninline, first time you did a porn star it hurt your shin? whats that all about, your deffinately doing it wrong...
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Post by tern/matt/karipap hair on Nov 22, 2002 22:57:39 GMT 8
damn man, your such blue headed man ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by sukeats on Nov 25, 2002 8:51:08 GMT 8
one point for GEORGE!
yeah aleesha - we should go there when we go down.
tern - after that essay of an explanation you still dont get it?
maybe speed skating is the way to go for you
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Post by sukeats on Nov 25, 2002 8:53:33 GMT 8
dude...speakin of pornstars..
i saw ron jeremy at the Sexpo in melbourne on friday. he was signing autographs and pictures
and a whole load of topless women too...
man ---u should see some of the vibrators they sell nowadays....two words - foot fucking.
ahhhh....the joys of being overseas......
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Post by tern/matt/karipap hair on Nov 25, 2002 10:18:36 GMT 8
[glow=green,2,300]what does it mean?[/glow]
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Post by nickKORR on Nov 27, 2002 3:19:47 GMT 8
.......pornstars..............
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Post by Coollen on Sept 29, 2003 0:58:46 GMT 8
Try an alley-op makio first,after u had master the AO makio,pornstar wouldnt be a prob to u!~The reason why it wont suck in maybe is becoz u bend too much so it would touch ur boot not the backslide area,try not to sit too low...and try to lean ur body back...not front...so u wont slip aways and turn into fast plant.
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Post by hooi on Oct 4, 2003 23:01:31 GMT 8
EASY.... read lots of FHM, get horny with yourself... play sex a lot... then get onto any mag.. then you're a pornstar. hehhHHAHHAHHAHAHA............ ;D
nah... just kidding man.... pornstar is just alley-oop makio, just that lean on your foot on the rail once u got lock on ur soul leg and sit down, that's it...
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Post by George on Oct 5, 2003 23:03:05 GMT 8
how did this get topped?
and how did i get under 600 posts?
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Post by Ayman on Oct 5, 2003 23:39:25 GMT 8
this something cool.......i went to sunway pyramid few months ago then masuk into this porn shop la....then i saw 2 malay girls with tudung ask the price for some kind of vibrator ...then i went in .... i ask 'akak buat ap ni kak?'
then 1 of them said "aderla ,awwak nih ni brape tahun?"
i answered...."18"
then 1 of the shopkeaper ask for my IC then i cabut
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Post by sukeats on Oct 6, 2003 9:55:55 GMT 8
u cabut? sounds like the joke's on you.
stand your ground fuckka
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Post by nickKORR on Oct 6, 2003 12:56:04 GMT 8
alamak.......GAY.....u tanya ler balik....kak u nak guna untuk lubang mane oi???
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Post by iglue on Oct 6, 2003 13:44:06 GMT 8
hehe i made a fake ic using my pc for times like those ;D
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Post by sukeats on Oct 6, 2003 14:44:55 GMT 8
times like those? u mean when u go dildo shopping?
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Post by VOBS on Oct 6, 2003 15:53:44 GMT 8
How to do a pornstar? hmmm 2 ways
1) belakang mari!
2) Bang only!
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