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Post by iglue on Oct 7, 2004 1:24:42 GMT 8
to g~ this ones about all the bitches that you claim youve had and how im gonna prove to the masses how you got into their bed you probly got them while you were drunk and couldnt see their faces but they probly dont care cause they were hopeless cases they probly couldnt get some on their own cause theyre so ugly ppl puke listenin to them on the telephone they had to wait till you came along and show off your puny ass little schlong but, theyll take it, whatever they can get feelin a little desperate, after gettin dumped after every guy theyve met so they brought you up into their little room and banged you with the radio pumpin "boom boom boom" next day you woke up and see their ugly mugs then you puked, filled up a whole lotta jugs ran away, grabbed your tightey whiteys you know that was a mistake and now your making up some lame ass stories  |
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Post by Bªñ ¿£3º jB on Oct 7, 2004 10:12:24 GMT 8
abit 4 iglue when u commin down the south to c tha lai lai gals, dun forget tat its all a fine fine world, give it up fr the crew tat culd just screw u, make your life change n i say damn u,.... so dun fuk ard with jbc shit...... u better roll your fuckin ass back to chow kit, peace |
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Post by George on Oct 7, 2004 10:24:25 GMT 8
to iglue~
safe blud, that was a funny story,
i just know chatting bout ugly girls made you h*rny,
probly had a camera out to get some p*rn o' me,
dont get started on pen*s' because you know yours is scrawny.
I liked how you only picked up on the girl bit,
youre mad cos your hands the only thing you ever had s*x wid?
your jealous and wish you could sesh some of the bitches i hit?
but when nice women see you, in unison they scream "pathetic!".
Its okay though i guess i understand,
your bodies covered with pox and sh*t so you try and get underhand-ed,
but your stories candid,
it took you all night to write those rhymes, you planned it.
i dont mean to get personal but you made it so,
so watch my lyrics take you apart like bruce lee in slow mo,
you stinkin mo fo, trying pimp your friends to me when they're all dirty hos.
if you think your a hard then meet me alone,
i'll step to you and break each of your bone,
cal your sister up and perve on the phone,
whilst i play with my bone-urgh!
oh no, i didnt jsut go there?!
i did cos i got angry since i shaved my hair,
so you best be scared, sh*tting in your underwear.
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Post by iglue on Oct 7, 2004 16:13:25 GMT 8
jbc? you gotta be kiddin me the only reason its cool at the mo is the return of balamurali so stop rhymin bout johor b cause even the best contractor aint from there, hes from sg - c best in singapore and jb he says, pck l. t. d.... building houses and showin it on tv im readin this verse and its kinda funny how i could rhyme everything with "me" so i'll stop dissing you and start with g once you pick your ass up from the ground, try again and battle me __________ so hey g, id like to know how youd find out all those info cause itd be scary to think that you installed a cam when you came over a few weeks ago but i kept my eye on you for the most part cause i dont want you to steal anything from my house, you little fart i had spots all over my bod, but not anymore its cleared up, the only probs i have now are my facial pores  im watchin your lyrics, but nothings happenin theyre rather pathetic, unlike the soviet union and lenin alright enough about that already, got another story to tell its a story on how your "sexy status" for me fell i remember msg-in your girl on myspace right? i remember her sayin she was afraid of the dark - when there was no light right? but then she saw you naked one faithful night right? now shes even more afraid of the light man must have been a frightful sight man to have scared her shitless and rid her of her might man __________ i know the only reason you guys are focusin on me is cause youre intimidated well dont be, im just your average joe with better skills than you do well, i suggest more practising with your rhymes and one day im sure youre gonna make it maybe some day youll be as good as me too  |
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Post by FluffntechHarry on Oct 7, 2004 18:33:29 GMT 8
clever.. the way u rhymed right with right...
and also the way u rhymed man with man..
u wan... ker
props guys props
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Post by iglue on Oct 7, 2004 18:46:11 GMT 8
if you paid closer attention, i rhymed the word before right/man with the word i used in the sentece above it...
hope that made sense? lol
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Post by George on Oct 7, 2004 20:37:19 GMT 8
iglue you cant ryhme the same words!
iglue your are a stupid boy,
i hope your mama takes away your toy,
why you want to play here, you always annoy,
you so pretty i tot youre leng loi.
why you so like that, why you so like that?
when you gave me kit kat, it smell like poo.
cos your face looks liek poo.
ee i bet you do doo doo in your pants.
please eat ants.
cos they stinky.
like my winky.
cos it got fungus.
its my lungs-us,
i damn farnee.
give me marnee.
sweet like harnee.
noodley like mamee.
OWNED!!
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Post by iglue on Oct 7, 2004 21:30:20 GMT 8
why you so like that? why you so like that? that made my cat sick, now i gotta bring her to the vet felines cant stomach your rhymes and you think youre all that? wigga, you better step back while i give you a lesson on how to "swing a bat" you on strike one, a swing and a miss that was really dull, that thing you call a diss maybe its the gum that you chewin or maybe cause your schlong aint spewin whatever it is you gotta find your place and put yourself there, cause where you are, you cant show face go to the batting cages and practise, have some fun till then, im gonna continue swingin my home runs and i swear ive heard that verse before in some song i heard from singapore i think that was where it was from anyone can confirm it for me? if you find it, tell me, i wanna play it during my prom during that night, weirded out faces i wanna see |
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Post by nickKORR on Oct 8, 2004 10:30:50 GMT 8
YO! how this going
It just aint right
i aint mad but u all just aint tight
i'm number 1, all other MC aint got skills
just go a record deal,
making u feel that u will bold and u fall
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sorry can't continue..... got some share market thing to follow up....
later.......... peace!
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Post by roll on Oct 8, 2004 13:01:37 GMT 8
y0k y0k y0k
ape guna korang menget0k
aku tembak sorang pakai handgun
sorang lagi aku bagi ABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEENNNNN!!!!
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Post by George on Oct 8, 2004 13:28:29 GMT 8
hah! your calling me a wigga?
check the mirror you poser mal-igga.
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Post by roll on Oct 8, 2004 14:48:58 GMT 8
dua tiga semua nak jadi nigga
empat lima semua di chop poser
ape nak jadi dengan dunia
kene tembak sekali nak bangun juga
meh aku tuang air masin ku di mulut mu juaa
jangan suka membuang masa
malam ini, kita stoneeeee yAAAAA
*keamanan*
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Post by Apek on Oct 8, 2004 17:01:55 GMT 8
Man i have to agree with u keats....i cant believe iglue sometimes.
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Post by sukeats on Oct 8, 2004 17:46:55 GMT 8
you agree with me?
what did i say?
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Post by iglue on Oct 8, 2004 17:49:00 GMT 8
...id like to know as well lol |
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