Post by sukeats on Dec 19, 2003 10:44:38 GMT 8
just passing this on... from www.keeprolling.co.uk
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1 You Sit at a desk or table, and practice grinds with your feet.
2 You sit at a desk or table, and practice switch-ups with your feet.
3 You look at people who are sitting down, and note what grind they are doing with thier feet.
4 You Pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes.
5 You have a huge collection of broken wheels, frames, bearings, and loads of bolts.
6 You carry an Allen-key with you a lot.
7 You see ledges or rails, and go "Oh My God! Look at that ledge/handrail!" Any skating friends agree with you, everyone else thinks you forgot to take your pills.
8 When you drive along the moterway you fantasize of mile long grinds and mad switchups on the barrier rails.
9 When you try to walk you occasionally try to push your feet sideways.
10 You get lots of strange looks when you talk about "Boning", "Pornstars", or at worst, "Boning Pornstars".
11 You fingerskate every handrail you walk down.
12 You do cess-slides on every polished surface you can find in your socks.
13 You fingerskate books, the desk, the table, and anything else with a transition / grindable surface.
14 You find yourself thinking about skating at innapropriate moments such as during exams, or when you're 'with' a girl.
15 You have had a splinter in your arse.
16 You have a whole different language that you use with your skate friends
17 You can talk about 'waxing cess pads' and 'switch fishies' without getting embarrased
18 You want fingerskates soooooo much!
19 You think more about how you dress for a big skate session than you do for a date.
20 You literally CAN'T stand still for more than 10 seconds!!
here are a few of my own -
21 you practice crossover switchups in your shoes that you can never do on skates in public. looking like a wierd zombie dancer in the process.
22 even your girlfriend knows the names of grinds and pro skaters.
23 heck in some cases - even your mother.
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1 You Sit at a desk or table, and practice grinds with your feet.
2 You sit at a desk or table, and practice switch-ups with your feet.
3 You look at people who are sitting down, and note what grind they are doing with thier feet.
4 You Pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes.
5 You have a huge collection of broken wheels, frames, bearings, and loads of bolts.
6 You carry an Allen-key with you a lot.
7 You see ledges or rails, and go "Oh My God! Look at that ledge/handrail!" Any skating friends agree with you, everyone else thinks you forgot to take your pills.
8 When you drive along the moterway you fantasize of mile long grinds and mad switchups on the barrier rails.
9 When you try to walk you occasionally try to push your feet sideways.
10 You get lots of strange looks when you talk about "Boning", "Pornstars", or at worst, "Boning Pornstars".
11 You fingerskate every handrail you walk down.
12 You do cess-slides on every polished surface you can find in your socks.
13 You fingerskate books, the desk, the table, and anything else with a transition / grindable surface.
14 You find yourself thinking about skating at innapropriate moments such as during exams, or when you're 'with' a girl.
15 You have had a splinter in your arse.
16 You have a whole different language that you use with your skate friends
17 You can talk about 'waxing cess pads' and 'switch fishies' without getting embarrased
18 You want fingerskates soooooo much!
19 You think more about how you dress for a big skate session than you do for a date.
20 You literally CAN'T stand still for more than 10 seconds!!
here are a few of my own -
21 you practice crossover switchups in your shoes that you can never do on skates in public. looking like a wierd zombie dancer in the process.
22 even your girlfriend knows the names of grinds and pro skaters.
23 heck in some cases - even your mother.